Why did the clown go to jail?
because of his child pornography collection
you know he dead
I am sitting at my computer screen with my mouth open, because I just cannot fathom how someone writes something this amazing.
that’s a very accurate definition of red.
did ed sheeran write that
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my old drug dealer just snapchatted this to me
What a dumb ass.
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My dog turns three in one hour.
The joke is that I put a beer in his bowl because he’ll be turning 3 which is 21 in dog years. I have been planning this joke for a week.
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